Temple Tweets

Tweeters, I’ve reached my 140th character. I am willing to admit that I go back and read past columns quite frequently, and I am even more willing to admit that I laugh even more the second time around. With two years worth of material, I am proud to say that I’ve still got it. The question [...]

Temple Tweets

The other day, I went to the restroom at work, entered a stall and immediately exited it. Right behind me was a janitor that I’ve come to love. She must have seen the horror in my eyes because she started shouting. “It’s not s–t, it’s not s–t, it’s not s–t,” she said over and over [...]

Temple Tweets

I am hesitant to say that this is even old news because it wasn’t really ever news in the first place. Last week, Hall and Oates played at Temple – but they played separately. Oates got stuck with Mitten Hall and somehow Hall got Liacouras Center. I think someone is holding Oates’ mustache against him. Does [...]

Temple Tweets

Now, more than ever, I am clinging to Twitter. In life, we all need a rock, and Twitter is mine. If I could give Mother Nature a big sloppy kiss for making the erosion of rocks a slow process, I would. While Twitter and I are slowly wasting away together like the couple from “The [...]

Temple Tweets

What’s a girl to do when she realizes her most rock bottom of dreams has already been done? I would go as far to say I have pined to be the star of a mediocre sitcom and then eventually lose my mind publicly. The “E! True Hollywood Story” would be phenomenal – a portrait of [...]

Samantha Krotzer: Temple Tweets

Tweeters, I’ve done myself dirty. Some readers may call me a hypocrite. Others, who don’t know what that word means, may call me a liar. I ran my mouth about how stupid foursquare is, and now I am checking in at my place of work and making sure to only post my check-ins to Twitter [...]

Temple Tweets

The other day I woke up, rolled over and a wave of regret came over me. We’ve all been there – what seems like an innocent change of sleeping positions turned into a terrifying realization of what you did the night before. I try to rub my eyes to see more clearly, and they just [...]

Temple Tweets

I didn’t want to write a column about Valentine’s Day. Sometimes I get sick of sounding like a miserable blob of a person, and if I wrote a column that was related to Valentine’s Day, that is exactly how it would come out. But here I am, churning out word after word about Valentine’s Day. [...]

Temple Tweets

Tweeters, something serious has happened – I’m not talking about going a week without Internet in my apartment, though that was pretty serious. I, champion and advocate of cigarettes, am now an ex-smoker. Apparently, I am supposed to consider myself a “nonsmoker” instead of an “ex-smoker,” but let’s not push it. If change happened that [...]

Temple Tweets

Through my pre-coffee morning eye crust, I managed to see something strange. An older woman looks over at me and says, “They’re like horses, huh?” as three girls, all wearing the same style of brown boots with jeans and black coats, were crossing Broad Street. Not only did they look identical, but their unbreakable, horizontal [...]

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