HOROSCOPES

Taurus (Apr 21 – May 20)-Venus makes its way into your 12th house and lets you know that you can’t hide or predict love. All distant cousins aside, you’ll be surprised who you’ll fall in

Taurus (Apr 21 – May 20)-Venus makes its way into your 12th house and lets you know that you can’t hide or predict love. All distant cousins aside, you’ll be surprised who you’ll fall in love with this spring.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21)-Is your mouth a little weak, when you open it to speak are you smart? Of course you are. You actually may be a little too smart. Beware of being a verbose know-it-all

Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 23)– The New Moon in Taurus will cause a shift from Arian aggression to Taurean materialism. You’ll be looking for emotional safety nets and sugar daddies and mommies to provide all the security and possessions you want.

Leo (Jul 24 – Aug 22)– The universe will register you in a class on friendship, loyalty and humanitarianism. You’re likely to have plenty of people around you who are up to no good. Get ready for them to drop out of your life like flies.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 21)-Being a leader doesn’t always appeal to you, however you’ll be taught that you’re not supposed to follow. Besides you’re so damn critical you might as well do the job yourself.

Libra (Sep 22 – Oct 23)-You’re likely to receive a pretty good tax return this year. You’re not one to save but you’re likely to give generously to charity. That adds up to lots of exemptions and credits.

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)– Once again you’ll feel the burn of the refiners fire as your newly acquired lessons in personal security is tested by Saturn.
Show yourself studied and approved and good things could come.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)-All life is a stage and you’re likely to be a veritable Hamlet full of indecision and turmoil. However, you can change the ending of this play to something positive. Although a story ending in death and carnage is always more entertaining.

Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 19)-Your job is likely not to be boring right now but you probably hate all the variety and fun you’ve been experiencing at work. You need to realize that you’re at your best when you expect change.

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)-Your cup will runneth over with lucrative ideas. I’m not just saying that. Finally your loopy ideas will allow you to pay the rent.

Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)-Everybody has left the room while you still try to convince us that you see dead people. We believe you but you’ve become pedantic with all the talk.

Aries (Mar 21- Apr 20)-You may be in a state of withdraw. Why just last week everybody was in your face now nobody knows your name. Too much attention has deluded your ego. Its time to be by yourself.

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