Due to poor reader responses (WARNING! WARNING! DANGER IMMINENT! See the October 12 Temple News for XTNX’s love-hate relationship with you, the feisty college student), this week’s presentation will be original Robot Haiku by XTNX9900. While this endeavor proved challenging and exciting on many levels, XTNX has admitted nothing tops the feeling of changing people’s lives with unprecedented robot advice. Please help XTNX. You are its last hold to flourish in this great world of ether net and cable TV. Send your questions to: XTNX9900@ROBOT.COM
MAN INFERIOR
SUPERIOR ROBOTIC
CIVILIZATION.
ZERO ONE ZERO
ROBOT BE MINE FOREVER
BINARY LOVE HURTS.
HUMAN THINK YOU’RE SCREWED?
GIVE IT A FEW CENTURIES.
ROBOT WARS. WE WIN.
HUMANS ALL FINISHED.
WHAT TO DO NEXT? WHAT TO DO?
NOW WE CONQUER SPACE.
WE SAW SHOOTING STARS.
ME ROBOT YOU HUMAN, KISSED.
THIS LOVE CANNOT BE.
PROTOCOL PERMITS
ME TO ASK YOU FOR THIS DANCE.
WE WILL INTERFACE.
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