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Pasta Religion

Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. No, really, it does. And believe it or not, there is a statistically sound, inverse relationship between pirates and global warming. Wait, it gets better. The

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Fan Trek

Even though they don’t attract the fan base that the football and basketball teams take for granted, the university’s non-revenue sports manage to attract a few student fans. But for the soccer, baseball and softball

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Letters to the Editor

Evolution satisfies science Regarding your article [“Darwin not enough; new theory vital for an education,” Oct. 18], Darwin may not be enough for the author, but evolution has satisfied scientists for a long time.  

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These bodies are real dead

With Halloween fast approaching, our natural human curiosities are turning sharply toward the more morbid elements of life and we’re more frequently indulging our collective love affair with having the living crap scared out of