50 THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR

1.) Push pops
2.) Smurfs
3.) Family size
4.) Pay at the pump
5.) Off the top of the ropes
6.) The five hole
7.) Flavored lip balm
8.) Mute button
9.) Sporks
10.) Easy squeeze
11.) Contributions from viewers like you
12.) Fashion statements/fashion protests
13.) Paper bags with handles
14.) 24-hour Rite Aid
15.) Kegs of O’Douls
16.) Tissues with aloe
17.) Knee-high stockings
18.) Butterscotch pudding
19.) Lost & Found
20.) Rubick’s Cube
21.) Caps Lock
22.) Edible lotion
23.) Velcro
24.) Quick release Kung Fu grip
25.) Triple-ply economy rolls
26.) Stick-free gum
27.) Spandex
28.) Special sauce
29.) Carbon Paper
30.) Pass interference
31.) Tip Top
32.) 40-ounce bottles
33.) Shared Sensation
34.) Vibrating beds
35.) Twistie Ties
36.) Drive-thru
37.) Flesh colored band-aids
38.) Glow-in-the-dark
39.) Crusty ass baseball card gum
40.) Bubble wrap
41.) Top shelf
42.) The other white meat
43.) Canada
44.) Feathered bangs
45.) Two-story buses
46.) Martha Stewart’s ass
47.) The thing that bends your hat brim
48.) Wide mouth
49.) Goo
50.) The old book smell