HOROSCOPES

Pisces(Feb 19-Mar 20)
This week offers a chance for you to smooth things out with a brother or a sister. In this case bribery wouldn’t hurt.

Aries(Mar 21-Apr 19)
Intuition shows you how to get out of that money rut. Its time to commune with you inner-self for answers.

Taurus(Apr 20-May 20)
You’ll be a big bag of erratic emotions beginning this week and will walk around with a huge chip on your shoulder.

Gemini(May 21-Jun20)
The middle of the week will put you in a contemplative mood allowing you to open your eyes to the wonders around you.

Cancer(Jun 21-July 22)
Creatively, you are deliberate and careful but this tends to bore people. Avoid being a cure for insomnia and take some risks.

Leo(July 23-Aug 22)
You instinctively know what career move to take and know that things must change in order for dreams to arise.

Virgo(Aug 23-Sep 22)
You’re inclined to believe the unbelievable this week making you seem uncharacteristically foolish.

Libra(Sep 23-Oct 23)
You’ll appreciate yourself for the beauty that you are and will find ways to show that to others.

Scorpio(Oct 24-Nov 22)
You’ll feel misunderstood as people will accuse you of being an ugly old meany at one point and at another likening you to a cuter version of Mother Theresa. People don’t know what to do with ya.

Sagitarius(Nov 23-Dec 21)
You may end up punching the wrong person as your emotions flare this week. Lets just say that Bosses, Moms and Professors are off the pounding list.

Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19)
You’ll be riding your ’89 Buick and will think of your mother and how nice she was. However, people will remark how corny you are for driving an ’89 Buick.

Aquarius(Jan 20-Feb 18)
Humility swings by your house around Sunday slapping you in the face leaving you on the floor speechless. As Nelson from the Simpsons would say: AAHAA!