HOROSCOPES

Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) – You’ll have to balance personal needs with idealistic goals. Both areas will crave your attention.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) – Your friends like you but you can be a little aggressive when it comes to their affection. You look pitiful when you try too hard. Just be yourself.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 21) – Begin to get organized and map and plan out your career goals.
You’ll have some brainstorming problems but you’ll get through it.

Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 21) – You moody little thing. You’ll start out the week feeling really courageous and by the end you’ll be crying for your mommy. Ever consider seeing a therapist?

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) – You’re looking for an adventurous mate who’ll love to go horseback riding. However, make sure that your crazy fun-love doesn’t throw your boo off the wild love horse. Did that make sense?

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22) – You’ll face your internal problems head-on with a game plan in toe, ready to eradicate the situations totally. Knowing you, you just may enjoy it.

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 23) – Already the easygoing personality, be ready to listen to the problems of friends, family, strangers and hobos. You’ll be screaming the look of counselor and comforter for a while.

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22) – If your world has not been rocked within the past six months then I suggest you evaluate your spiritual growing process. By my indications you should be a different person.

Sagitarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21) – Have you ever stepped on a puppy? Would you smash a 2001 Lexus? Ever fathom smacking ya mamma? Well, unintentionally you’re doing a hurtful thing to someone you love.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) – The hamper that the universe has put on your creative goals will soon be over. You may realize that the hampering was all your doing.

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) – Finding it easy to be your naturally innovative self, I see you giving birth to a new kind of psychic bloody baby! In other words, something interesting.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) – Where once you have somewhat guarded your secrets and mistakes, you now celebrate and uncover them, using them as tools to benefit humanity.