It has been repeatedly brought to our attention that after the night’s fun and cheapness concludes you’re left hanging on how exactly to get home. We made you bring only $20 right? Now what? Your
While spending some quality time perusing the golden aisles of 7-Eleven this past week, I noted their large capacity ice cream freezer. True to my nature, I began running scenarios involving the Ocean’s Eleven crew
The storm in New Orleans is far from over. A federal judge has refused to delay the April 22 municipal elections after civil rights groups and leaders petitioned the elections would develop problems for displaced
Hell just froze over. It must have, because President George W. Bush finally got something right. Going against many of his Republican cronies, he is supporting the guest worker program in the immigration bill recently
Neil Sedaka said it best in 1975: “Breaking up is hard to do.” But now, thanks to Facebook, it’s a little bit harder. My friend, Oliver – name changed to protect the heartbroken – is
Democrats are chomping at the bit to take over the Senate during the upcoming midterm elections in May. The hopes of riding low presidential approval ratings and recent scandals to victory are high. At the
When we were children, adults used to ask us, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” We would inevitably reply with answers like, “A doctor! An astronaut! A rock star!” Those adults
You have to go to college. Every student enrolled at Temple has had that exact sentence directed at them at least once, but most likely repeatedly, in brainwashing style. We are programmed from a young
As the watchdog for the Temple University community, we at The Temple News are put in the very unique position to learn and analyze information about the university. It is, in essence, our job to
Temple Student Government announced today the results of the election, officially naming Raysean Hogan the assembly’s next student body president. Hogan ran as a part of “Owl Evolution” along with Priya Patel, the vice president-elect