Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) – In the Bible, lying is considered to be one of the worst sins, and with backward moving Mercury in your twelfth house, you’ll be sure to make hell’s hit list.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) – Old associates energetically give transformation and a boost to your finances. They may also bring a bouquet of roses as this contact is tinged with the romantic
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20) -Remember that time in ’85 when you broke your best friends Optimus Prime? Well, your shady friend certainly does. Be ready to hear about old grudges.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jun 30) – The Universe could slap and dropkick you, but you still wouldn’t get the message. YOU ARE TALENTED! YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS! Opportunity hates playing hard to get. Get it?
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) – You’ll land upon philosophical insights that everyone already knows about and will preach them to people as if you’re the originator. Don’t be an egomaniacal jerk and give credit.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) – Everybody likes you because you’re about to blow up! Bling Bling! The universe may send helpers for your career endeavors. Have a discerning eye because not all can be trusted.
Libra (Sep 22-Oct 23) – You complain about being alone but you treat your good friends like a pair of old arguile socks. You’re gonna be reminded how good you have it or possibly had it.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) – Communication with a fated friend can help to clear up things concerning life. Your understanding of things as you know it make no sense but this person can provide direction.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) – You know, its not professional to channel spirits and play with “dirty” toys at work. Don’t let your trek for self-knowledge interfere with work and service.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) – You bought two bean burritos instead of one? Hey big spender! You’ll be doing some unusually liberal spending and giving for a while.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) – This could be a lucky time for you as creatively, ideas are just thrown your way. It’s not just luck though. For a while you’ve been fostering an open mind and creative attitude and its paying off.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) – At this moment you can be christened the Maverick. It’s uncanny how you balance business savvy with creative profundity and timeless beauty. Right now, you’re all that and then some. Can I be down?