* Why is it that when you use one of those push-button hand dryers in the bathroom, it never gets your hands completely dry the first time? Then, when you push the button again, it completely dries your hands almost immediately, and as it continues to blow so much energy is wasted?
* Einstein of the Week: This week’s award goes to whoever designed those really heavy doors for the entrances of Tuttleman Learning Center. What’s the point of making them so heavy?
Well, there’s only one more issue left in the semester, so send all of your conspiracy theories to me now at the address below.
Jared Byrd can be reached at jbyrd002@astro.temple.edu.
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