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Word of Warning

“Attention students: The big game is this weekend, *crackle* and I would like to remind everyone not to turn over cars, *crackle* dangle upside down from lampposts or set random things on fire…” Dean of

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Empty Nest

Even though it has been one of the coldest, snow-covered winters in recent memory, a blanket of green has enveloped Main campus. No, an unseasonable warm spell has not melted away the foot of snow

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Straight Up Sex

Three months of being single have left me feeling that this city is depraved of any sense of normalcy in the available male department. As I work in a bar, my view is probably skewed.