Pisces(Feb 19-Mar 20): You’ve discovered much about yourself in the past year. It’s now time to put that info to good use and attain the notoriety you deserve.
Aries(Mar 21-Apr 19): Spiritually speaking you’ve turned into that fanatic Baptist preacher who stands in front of Tuttleman. Get it in your head that fire and brimstone is passe.
Taurus(Apr 20-May 20): Distractions are being thrown at you from the right and the left but you need to stay focused. All that shakes and jiggles ain’t gold.
Gemini(May 21-Jun 20): Your lucky streak hasn’t been so sweet because you take your blessings for granted. Show appreciation for the new job and new love.
Cancer(Jun 21-July 22): You seem to miss every party and all your best buds forget you exist at social events. You’re lonely but not for long.
Leo(July 23-Aug 22): Frustration besets you because those ideas are being inhibited by that stuttering problem. You’re feeling like the cowardly lion. I would suggest writing instead.
Virgo(Aug 23-Sep 22): You kicked your roommate and the cat out but you still feel unsatisfied. While cleaning house setting up for your new life, don’t forget where you came from.
Libra(Sep 23-Oct 23): You’re feeling pretty fruitful at the moment, needing to sow your wild oats. However, I don’t think this will help to destroy your rep. for being easy.
Scorpio(Oct 24-Nov 22): Wisdom with money will save you and your family’s behinds.
Saggitarius(Nov 23-Dec 21): In the beginning you were nice, but in the last days your meanness has poured it’s spirit on all men. I’m sure the oncoming
Armageddon is upsetting you but umm… Get it together!
Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19: Your roommatte heard you singing “Mandy” in the shower. Embarassing indeed. It’s going to be hard to hide those secret talents in the coming days.
Aquarius(Jan 20-Feb 18): Your ego must be really big right now. I mean we’re living in your age as we speak. Everybody’s feeling you, just ask the
Soulquarians. Too bad you’re feeling yourself equally as much.