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Where would we be without treacherous hangovers? I know I certainly wouldn’t have caught every delicious second of the Screen Actors Guild Awards without one. Who knew that eight Advil, two gallons of water and

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Book Review

“The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime” Mark Haddon ISBN: 1400032717 $9 on Amazon.com What it’s About: “The Curious Incident of a Dog in the Nighttime” is a murder mystery novel with a

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Hollywood Hot Topics

Domestic jailbird Martha Stewart is planning her comeback. It’s been reported by NBC that Stewart will team up with business mogul Donald Trump for a new spin on his hit show. It will appropriately be

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Ditch this ‘Date’

The Wedding Date is like a relationship that goes terribly wrong – when it’s best to just learn from the mistakes, move on and eventually forget it ever happened. The storyline is shoplifted directly out

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Word of Warning

“Attention students: The big game is this weekend, *crackle* and I would like to remind everyone not to turn over cars, *crackle* dangle upside down from lampposts or set random things on fire…” Dean of

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Empty Nest

Even though it has been one of the coldest, snow-covered winters in recent memory, a blanket of green has enveloped Main campus. No, an unseasonable warm spell has not melted away the foot of snow