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Walking past the Bell Tower a few days ago, I saw a kid strumming an acoustic guitar. Students often play their guitars there, thinking for some strange, inexplicable reason that others would like to hear

Iam, unequivocally and absolutely, a cat person. It’s not so much that I don’t like dogs. It’s just that I like cats far more. You know, in that way. Yes, I’m sexually attracted to cats.

In keeping with the Halloween spirit, here is a list of “celebrity” costumes I really hope to see this year. Some are completely obvious; some aren’t. Dick Cheney with a hunting rifle: File this one

It always happens when you least expect it, especially when you’re forgetful like I am. You already have a 10-page paper on Bobcat Goldthwait’s relationship with Nikki Cox due tomorrow. On the same day you

The new Zune is Microsoft’s attempt at releasing an “iPod killer.” Apparently it took Bill Gates and company five years to realize there was something to this iPod thing. The Zune features a 30GB hard

I’m not your typical college student. Sure, I’m ridiculously attractive and overwhelmingly cool, more so than most other college students, but that’s not at all what I’m talking about. It’s the bar scene that sets