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ROBOT TROUBLE

Due to poor reader responses (WARNING! WARNING! DANGER IMMINENT! See the October 12 Temple News for XTNX’s love-hate relationship with you, the feisty college student), this week’s presentation will be original Robot Haiku by XTNX9900.

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SPANKING THE OWL

You might remember that last week my neighbor dropped a term for a sexual fetish even I had never heard before. When probed, he revealed that cassoulet is French slang for armpit licking. Technically, those