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Spotted: Temple students arriving back to the upper east side of Broad Street after an unfulfilling and obnoxiously short Thanksgiving break. Gossip Sam here, feeling cranky after a two-day visit with Momma and Poppa Bear. Nothing spoils Thanksgiving dinner like the sour taste of parental judgment.

Now that we are back on campus, sweet campus, I am sure some of us need to let off some steam. Smoke your cigarettes freely on Liacouras Walk instead of the confines of the bushes at your parent’s house. Chuck Bass would never hide his smoking, but let’s face it – the world’s only big enough for one Bass. Careful, Owls, just because Mommy and Daddy aren’t here doesn’t mean no one’s watching. Not every acre of Temple is a diamond. Poor Russell Conwell. What would he say?

@katt_neverson: at the tech center…school has started 🙁

Don’t be sad, little K, there are only three weeks left. That’s short enough of a time period that if you wear sweats every other day to hide any Thanksgiving weight you’ve put on, no one will really notice.

@candiceqee: i love bow wow <3 hope he comes to Temple University 🙂

If Bow Wow does come, let’s hope that someone else will be able to come with him. Does he have any hits that don’t feature someone else? Sorry, BW, but everyone remembers your video “Shortie like Mine” as pretty much a MySpace advertisement. Nothing like putting a timestamp on your popularity, or should I say time bomb?

@Official_CC: Dear Ryan Reynolds, why do you have to be married?! -_- xoxo Gossip Girl

Silly, OCC; this isn’t gossip. Temple girls aren’t that desperate. Oh wait – maybe they are. A real gossip girl knows marriage doesn’t mean a thing. Nothing like a side of infidelity with your morning Starbucks.

@judabest: @ThatsAll_Folkes fourth meal is never open in the sac on the weekends.

Now, now @judabest no reason to get snippy over fourth meal. I know we all get crabby if we don’t get our carbs, but fourth meal knowledge never got anyone laid.

You know you hate me. XOXO, Gossip @SamanthaKrotzer.

Samantha Krotzer can be reached at samantha.krotzer@temple.edu.