What do American Idol, America’s Got Talent and Dancing with the Stars all have in common? OK, well, besides the incredible ability to indefinitely kill your brain cells typically used to hold the quadratic formula.
Apple. Indiana. Jagger. Dweezil. Moxie Crimefighter. No, these aren’t a few of my favorite things. Rather, they’re proof that babies born to celebrities don’t have a shot in hell when it comes to “standard” names.
Note: This article has been corrected Celebrities need help nowadays. When celebrity actions prove to be so newsworthy that they lead CNN’s headlines every hour, something is clearly wrong with society. So I’m here to