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ASK A. TELEVISION

Dear Readers, When the TN editors walked into the office today, we found A. Television lying on the ground. He was completely unresponsive and had suffered a fatal short in one of his transistors. He

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WEB WATCH

shorecast.com surfsun.com beach-net.com thebeachstore.com hollywoodtan.com sharontylerherbst.com/summer1.htm The light wind, the aroma of coconut lotion, the sound of a wave gently reaching the shore… all signs of a wonderful summer experience. Many will be able to

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CONSPIRACY THEORY

* Why is it that when you use one of those push-button hand dryers in the bathroom, it never gets your hands completely dry the first time? Then, when you push the button again, it

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TEMPLE IN BRIEF

Temple Community Invited to Meet with Provost Candidates University faculty and students can meet with the two candidates for the position of University Provost. One candidate will be at the University on Tuesday, May 1,

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EVENTS CALENDAR

To include an event, contact Alana at lanz202@hotmail.com Around Campus SPHERE: Temple University Jazz Band Boyer Theater Thursday, April 26, 7:30 p.m. Free w/Gaf $10 without 215-336-2000 “A Dual-Deficit Model of Language Impairment in Autism”

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SPORTS CALENDAR

Friday, April 20 Baseball vs. George Washington (DH), 12:00 p.m. Lacrosse at Duquense, 3:00 p.m. Golf at Atlantic 10 Conference Tournament Saturday, April 21 Golf at Atlantic 10 Conference Tournament Softball vs. Rhode Island (DH),