Haiku

The Apex Theory (Dreamworks)
Aggro rawk EP
A song called “Hope Diggy”
We sure don’t need this
-John Vettese

Ball in the House “The Way it Has to Be” (BITH)
Big jock-y meatheads
Show off their vocal prowess
N’Sync, they are not
-N.R.

Bionic Jive “Armageddon Through Your Speakers” (Interscope)
Violent guitar riffs
With vocals like Eminem
More bad rap-metal
-J.V.

Doyle Bramhall II & Smokestack “Welcome” (RCA)
Someone tell Doyle
That he just sounds like a bad
Lenny Kravitz guy
-Jeremy Smith

Brady Brock “I Will Live in You Where Your Heart Used to Be” (Feel)
Singer/Songwriter,
Like anything more than love?
How about pizza?
-N.R.

B-Side Players “Movement” (Surfdog)
Long Beach Dub All-stars:
The bastard son of Sublime;
This is the real son
-N.R.