What do American Idol, America’s Got Talent and Dancing with the Stars all have in common? OK, well, besides the incredible ability to indefinitely kill your brain cells typically used to hold the quadratic formula.
One man can’t elicit much change. But I elect to help by giving Tinsel Town somewhat uninteresting storylines based on actual events to appease the masses.
Apple. Indiana. Jagger. Dweezil. Moxie Crimefighter. No, these aren’t a few of my favorite things. Rather, they’re proof that babies born to celebrities don’t have a shot in hell when it comes to “standard” names.
It’s where I go if I want to grab a midnight snack, ‘unwrap’ some secrets, or practice my Southern accent. Personality trumps experience on the Food Network.
Oprah is going to take over the world. It’s as simple as that. Maybe it’s her net worth of more than $2.5 billion. Maybe it’s her domination of every form of media. Or maybe it’s
Come on down. It’s been just more than one year since I heard those words in person, as Rich Fields spoke them just before introducing Bob Barker. Neither I nor my friends were called down
Writing and talking without clichés is easier said than done. Nowadays, clichés come a dime a dozen, and personally, I’ve had it up to here with hearing clichés in the media. That’s just the way
Note: This article has been corrected Celebrities need help nowadays. When celebrity actions prove to be so newsworthy that they lead CNN’s headlines every hour, something is clearly wrong with society. So I’m here to
There was no Giant surprise. Every year, I look forward to the Super Bowl not only for the inevitable excitement that is to come from the game, but also the manic hysteria of the commercials.
Awkward. That’s how I felt when I tuned in to Jay Leno’s humorless first show of 2008. Granted, Leno wasn’t funny before 2008. That’s how I felt when I watched the Golden Globe Awards. Or