temple tweets

25 October 2010 Samantha Krotzer

People have their own perspectives on the word “global.” Some might think about traveling “Eat Pray Love”-style, some Debbie Downers might think about global warming and people like me might think of the size of

Temple Tweets

18 October 2010 Samantha Krotzer

You all may call me a Twitter addict – or maybe just a loser – but either way, I may have a problem. I squirm at the thought of not being able to see the

Temple Tweets

11 October 2010 Samantha Krotzer

Today I will clink my coffee mug full of wine against my computer to toast a very special occasion. I am proud to say that I will be celebrating my longest successful relationship. Of course,

Temple Tweets

20 September 2010 Samantha Krotzer

Sometimes when you really listen to a song’s lyrics, you have a little epiphany that someone translated something you feel into words. That is exactly how I feel about FML.* Who said it first? Can

Temple Tweets

02 September 2010 Samantha Krotzer

After a sexless summer, Samantha Krotzer takes a bite into her saving graces: “True Blood” and tweeters. Hi, tweeters. I’m back. Thank God about that because this summer blew – figuratively, not literally. You’ll understand

Temple Tweets

03 May 2010 Samantha Krotzer

Tweeters, we’ve reached the 140th character of the semester. Instead of downloading an application that allows my tweets to extend the limit, I will leave it at this: Thanks for laughing with me, or at me. As long as someone is laughing, I am content.

Temple Tweets

26 April 2010 Samantha Krotzer

I’ve let everyone down. For months, I have added “twit” onto words, referenced hash tags and basically made love to Twitter with my words. But I left something out. How could I ever forget trending topics? And I call myself a Twitter enthusiast. SMH.

Temple Tweets

20 April 2010 Samantha Krotzer

Twitter is under attack. The enemy is like nothing I have ever seen before. He is small, sports a shaggy haircut and has a potty mouth for a boy who hasn’t even hit puberty yet.

Temple Tweets

12 April 2010 Samantha Krotzer

There is a fine line between love and obsession. I just have a big heart because when I love something, I really love it. I hold nothing back. When I can’t have what I love, I have no problem calling repetitively and using my Web-searching skills to find out what the hell is going on.

Temple Tweets

06 April 2010 Samantha Krotzer

It is pretty obvious most people are self-absorbed, and I am afraid Twitter has become an outlet for the arrogant. I really don’t like to preach because I want to sock it to people who tell me to do things their way. But since I am the Twitter expert, I have earned the right to say a lot of people are making a mockery of my Internet companion.